I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.
Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.
"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
did she just jump off a bridge for a fucking vine
I destroyed my body for a peace of mind I never got.
“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing
unless you’re at a funeral
dying before you friends and welcoming them to hell like
the only real downside of being a virgin is that u can literally be used as a blood sacrifice at any given moment